Oh joyous day! I have found my cow!

So, I have a new computer. White MacBook - I looked at the new models, and decided to pass on them in a fit of grumpiness. Got the AppleCare this time, so if it explodes in the next three years I'll be under warranty.

Grumble. Still kicking myself.

In other news, I've been reading Discworld books. Lots of Discworld books. A thought struck me the other day, and any fellow Pratchett fans are welcome to weigh in on it:

Sam Vimes is Discworld's Chuck Norris.

I can come up with a list of facts easily. Sam Vimes arrested a dragon. Sam Vimes arrested an army. There's a rightful heir to the throne of Ankh-Morpork, but to claim it, he'd have to tell Sam Vimes why he was quitting the Watch. Sam Vimes doesn't have near-death experiences - Death has near-Vimes experiences.

And so far, every single one of those is canon.

He doesn't /need/ a roundhouse kick.