You want monkies? I'll give you monkeys...

[gullwhacker]

Gullwhacker is a Porridge-Eating Surrender Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 0.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat Gullwhacker, enter your name:

HA! Take that, other Returners! I triumph over you all.....wait. Something's not right there...

So yeah. I'm back. Might write on trip later.